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2023-11-15 01:00:00

经典逗人英语笑话

  看一些,既能愉悦自己,还能学到英语知识,何乐而不为呢?今天我们就一起来看看经典逗人英语笑话吧!

  经典逗人英语笑话(一)

  What a big deal

  A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

  Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone."

  一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意,就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天,他坐在办公室里,看到有一个人在外面,于是他就装作生意很忙的.样子,拿起电话胡吹乱侃,还不停的甩出几个大数字,好像在谈一笔大买卖。

  到了最后,他终于挂了电话,问来访的人,“有事儿嘛?”那个人回答,“我是来给你安装电话的。”

  经典逗人英语笑话(二)

  An Energetic wife 精力旺盛的妻子

  Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?

  Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.

  Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?

  Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.

  邻居:昨天夜里我听见你家屋前有很大的声音,你们出了什么事吗?

  丈夫:没什么。我的妻子有点不高兴,把我的大衣给扔到窗外去了。

  邻居:你的大衣?扔掉大衣怎么会有那么大的声音?

  丈夫:我......我恰好也在大衣里面

  经典逗人英语笑话(三)

  可怜的男人

  A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

  Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

  The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

  Bartender: "That should make you happy."

  The man: "No, the month is up today!"

  一个男人坐在酒吧里,伤心至极。

  酒吧招待:"你怎么了?跟老婆闹矛盾了?"

  男人:"我们吵了一架,她说一个月都不跟我说话。"

  酒吧招待:"那你应该高兴才是啊!"

  男人:"不,今天是这个月的最后一天。"

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