英文笑话小故事带翻译

　　笑话大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象，具有讽刺性和娱乐性。其趣味有高下之分。小编你挑选了英文笑话小故事带翻译，希望你会喜欢，一起来欢乐笑笑啊!

　　英文笑话小故事带翻译(一)

　　visual training

　　视力训练

　　the squad(班，小队) were having "visual training". one smart recruit(新兵，招募) was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway(遥远的，恍惚的) that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly(迅速地) the recruit replied：

　　班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方，那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答。

　　"sixteen men and a sergeant(中士，军士) , sir."

　　“十六个兵外加一个中士，长官。”

　　"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

　　“正确，可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士?”

　　"he's not doing any digging, sir."

　　“他不干活，长官。”

　　英文笑话小故事带翻译(二)

　　I'd rather buy a gift

　　我宁愿买一件礼物

　　While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

　　旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。“没关系”，他说，“我最想要的东西是你的.爱、忠贞和温顺”。妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，“我宁愿给你买一件礼物”。

　　英文笑话小故事带翻译(三)

　　mark twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in tarry town.

　　在特里镇，马克.吐温有一次去一位邻居那儿借本书。

　　"may i borrow a book from you?" he asked politely.

　　“我可以向您借本书吗?”他礼貌地问道。

　　"yes, you're more than welcome to it," the neighbour told him.

　　“当然，非常乐意，”邻居告诉他，

　　"but i must ask you to read it here. you know i make a rule never to let any book go out of my library."

　　“但我要求你在这儿读。你知道我有一条规定，那就是决不让一本书拿出我的图书室。 ”

　　some days later the neighbour wished to borrow twain's machine for cutting grass in the garden.

　　几天后，这位邻人想从吐温那儿借台割草机。

　　"why, certainly," twain told him, "you're more than welcome to it. but i must ask you to use it here. you know that i make it a rule never to let it go out of my garden."

　　“噢，当然，”吐温告诉他，“非常乐意借给你。但我要你在这儿用。你知道我从来不允许它拿出我的花园。”