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2024-04-27 01:00:00

少儿英文笑话

  少儿英文笑话一:

  Something Really CheapAfter being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle. “That’s a bit much,”said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. “That’s still quite a bit,”Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. “What I mean,”said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.” The clerk handed him a mirror.

  少儿英文笑话二:

  The formula for waterTeacher: What the chemical formula for water is the? Blonde: HIJKLMNO!! Teacher: What are you talking about? Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O!

  少儿英文笑话三:

  Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over."Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled."Our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!"

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