简单的纯英文笑话
Teacher and Pappu 老师与帕普 Teacher: Pappu, how do you spell “crocodile[鳄鱼]”? Pappu: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”. Teacher: No, that’s wrong. Pappu: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it ! Teacher: Pappu, give me a sentence starting with “I”. Pappu: I is ... Teacher: No, Pappu. Always say, “I am.” Pappu: All right ... “I am the ninth letter[字母] of the alphabet[字母表].” Teacher: Can anybody give an example of “coincidence[巧合]” ? Pappu: “My Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.” Teacher: George Washington not only cut down his father’s cherry[樱桃] tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him? Pappu: Because George still had the axe in his hand? Teacher: Now, Pappu, tell me frankly[坦白地] do you say prayers[祷告] before eating? Pappu: No, sir, I don’t have to. My mom is a good cook. Teacher: Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? Pappu: No, sir, it’s the same dog! Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and the other one is blue with red spots! Pappu: Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home. ps: 新做一个网站：名言佳句： https://quotes.go2live.cn/, 请君欣赏。