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　　学生必须修一门很难的物理课，学生再次大声坚持：那么物理怎么救人呢?教授回答：它通常可以把你这种笨蛋赶出医学院。更多尽在应届毕业生笑话网。

 

　　New chemical warfare

　　An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?"

　　"Sure. That‘s easy," said one man.

　　"What is it?"

　　"H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O."

　　"What, what?" reasked the instructor.

　　"H to O," explained the chemistry expert.

　

　Choose a punishment

　　private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.

　　"You can take your choice, private - one month‘s restriction or twenty day‘s pay," said the officer.

　　"All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I‘ll take the money."

　

　昂贵的.建议

　　The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem.

　　The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem.

　　Do you think I should send her a bill? the doctor asked a lawyer who sat next to him.

　　Why not? the lawyer replied. You rendered professional services by giving advice.

　　Thanks, the physician said. I think I'll do that.

　　When the doctor went to his office the next day to send the bill to the woman, he found a letter from the lawyer. It read:

　　For legal services, $50.

　　大夫在打发走了一个就健康问题向他咨询的妇女之后，最后来到餐桌上。

　　你认为我应该向她收费吗?大夫问坐在身边的一个律师。

　　有什么不应该?律师答道，你通过提建议提供了职业性服务。

　　谢谢，大夫说道，看来我得这么做。

　　第二天当大夫去办公室给那位妇女写账单时，他收到律师的一封信。信中写道：

　　请付法律服务费50美元。

　

　救人 Saving Lives

　　At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask Why do we have to learn this stuff?

　　At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask Why do we have to learn this stuff?

　　To save lives. The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. So how does physics save lives? he persisted. It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school, replied the professor.

　　在圣路易斯的一所医学院预科大学，学生必须修一门很难的物理课。一天，教授正在探讨一个特别复杂的概念，一个学生粗鲁地打断他的话，问道：为什么我们一定要学这种东西?

　　为了救人。教授很快回答，继续讲课。几分钟后，那个学生再次大声坚持：那么物理怎么救人呢?教授回答：它通常可以把你这种笨蛋赶出医学院。