几则经典英语笑话集锦

　　在笑话中学习英语，是一件值得开心的事情，以下是yjbys笑话栏目准备的'几则经典集锦，一起来爆笑吧!

　　几则经典英语笑话集锦(一)

　　Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

　　Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

　　Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

　　牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

　　母亲：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?

　　牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了

　　几则经典英语笑话集锦(二)

　　Bring me the winner

　　Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

　　I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

　　Well, bring me the winner then.

　　服务员，

　　这个龙虾只有一只爪。

　　对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。

　　哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。

　　几则经典英语笑话集锦(三)

　　During the computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talkingto the girl sitting behind him.

　　"I was just asking her a question, " the boy said.

　　"If you have a question, ask me," the teacher replied.

　　"OK," the boy answered. "Do you want to go out with me Friday night?"

　　计算机课上，老师批评一个男生，因为他和后边的女生说话。

　　“我只不过问她一个问题。”男生说。

　　“如果你有问题，问我好了。”老师说道。

　　“那好吧，”这个男生说，“周五晚上你愿意和我一起出去吗?”