英文笑话小故事

　　英文笑话小故事一：

　　A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!"

　　警察看到一个女人一边开车一边织毛衣。警察走近她，说道：“把车贴边。”

　　"No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"

　　女人说：“不是，是一双袜子!”

　　Note:pull over 作动词的时候意思是靠岸、开到路边;做名词的时候是套头衫。

　　英文笑话小故事二：

　　"Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.

　　"妈妈,我的'乌龟死了,"小男孩默丁伸出手里的乌龟给妈妈看,悲伤地对她说.

　　The mother kissed him on the head, then said," That's all right. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet.

　　妈妈亲了一下他的头,说:"没关系.我们用纸巾把它包起来,放到小盒子里,再到后院举行一个小葬礼.然后我们就去吃冰激凌,再买给你一个新宠物.

　　"I don't want you...." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Myrddin, your turtle is not dead after all."

　　"我不希望你..."妈妈的声音变小了,因为她发现乌龟在动."默丁, 你的乌龟根本没死."

　　"Oh," the disappointed boy, wanting ice cream and a new pet, said. "Can I kill it?".

　　"哦,"想着冰激凌和新宠物的男孩失望起来,"我能弄死它吗?"

　　Notes:hold out 伸出wrap 包裹burial ceremony 葬礼trail off 减弱,变小

　　英文笑话小故事三：

　　One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

　　一天，苏在打扫床底下的时候，发现了一个小盒子。出于好奇，她把它打开，发现里面有3个鸡蛋和一万块钱。她感觉有些可疑，就找结了婚20年的丈夫质问。

　　"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

　　弗兰克说：“哦，那个啊，每欺骗你一次，我就放一个鸡蛋到盒子里。”苏虽然对此有点不开心，不过想到20年间才欺骗她3次，也不算很糟糕了。

　　"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"

　　“但是那一万块钱是怎么会是?”

　　"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."

　　“每当我攒够了12个鸡蛋，我就把它们卖了。”