儿童英语笑话带翻译

　　儿童带翻译一：

　　"Are you coming to the office Christmas party tomorrow night?" the young man asked his colleague veduchina.

　　"Well" replied his friend, "I'd like to but I'm afraid I've got to stay home. My pet will become very anxious if I stay out late."

　　"Pet?" replied the young man, "I didn't know you'd got one. What is it veduchina?"

　　"A centipede veduchina."

　　"A centipede? That's unusual." But that's no problem. Why don't you bring him with you?"

　　“你明天去参加公司组织的圣诞晚会吗?” 一个年轻人问他的同事。

　　“我当然想去”朋友回答到，“但是我必须呆在家里，因为如果我回去太晚我的宠物会很担忧!”

　　“宠物?”年轻人回答到，“我不知道你还有宠物，是什么宠物?“

　　“一只蜈蚣。”

　　“一只蜈蚣?那很常见啊。那不是问题，你可以把它带上啊!”

　　儿童英语笑话带翻译二：

　　It was a cold and misty Christmas morning in the very depth of Winter after a heavy fall of snow and only one farmer and the minister managed to arrive at the church for the morning service.

　　"Well," said the clergyman, "I guess there's no point in having a service today."

　　"Well that's not how I see it." said the farmer. "If only one cow turns up at feeding time, I still feed it."

　　这是一个寒冷的'圣诞节清晨，雾很重，积雪很厚。只有一名农民和牧师设法到达教堂做祷告。

　　牧师说：“ 我想今天做祷告是没有意义的。”

　　“我可不这么认为。”农民说，“只要有一只奶牛在喂养时出现，我仍然喂它。”

　　儿童英语笑话带翻译三：

　　A Dead Fly

　　Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup.

　　Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.

　　一只死苍蝇

　　史密斯先生：服务员，我的汤里有一只死苍蝇.

　　服务员：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被烫死的.