英语笑话大全 翻译
大全 翻译一: A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late. His wife accuses him of gambling again but he swears he was detained in his office. "I pray to God that you are speaking the truth", his wife says."May God strike me dead if I am lying.""Then I pray to God that you are lying", his wife said hopefully. 一个男人因嗜赌而经常回家很晚,为此他妻子从没停止过骂他。一次他因工作很晚回到家后,他妻子指责他又去赌博了,可他发誓说这次是因为工作。"我祈祷上帝你说的是实话,"妻子说。"如果我说谎上帝便赐我于死。""那我祈祷上帝你是在说谎。"他妻子充满希望地说。 英语笑话大全 翻译二: There was a lady who took a taxi home, and when the taxi driver approached her house she told him to stop, saying, "Okay, here, here is good." Then she asked the driver, "How much is it?" And the driver replied, "Ten dollars." After searching in her purse for a while, she said, "Could you please go back 500 meters? I have only seven dollars on me!" 倒转车子 有一位女士搭计程车回家,当抵达家门口时,她告诉司机: 「好,就停在这里。」然后她问:「多少钱?」司机回答: 「十块钱。」她翻了翻皮包之后说:「可不可以请你把车子再倒回去五百公尺,因为我只有七块钱!」 英语笑话大全 翻译三: While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."Mom pondered that idea and then replied, "I'd rather buy you a gift." 旅途中,妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。“没关系,”他说,“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺。”妈妈沉思片刻后回答说,“我宁愿给你买一件礼物。”类似笑话
热门笑话
- 笑到肚子痛的100个笑话儿童
- 关于鹦鹉的笑话集锦
- 佛家第一神咒——常念此咒能逢凶化吉,出入平安,人無橫禍!!
- 身分證尾數有「4個數字」,注定大富大貴,10個裡10個都會成富豪!
- 方言笑话--河南篇
- 佛說:最好的禮貌是不多管閑事
- 搞笑图片:大姐,你弯腰的瞬间,好像暴露了什么秘密!
- 中国古代笑话 爆笑100个
- 八十八 (打一字)
- 很污的污笑话段子 爆笑男女之间小故事
- 100个关于家庭的笑话大全
- 东北幽默小笑话
- 儿童笑话大全100个笑破肚子疼 简短
- 五年级下册古今冷笑话
- 5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本
- 200字幽默笑话小故事集锦
- 经典动物笑话大全爆笑50个
- 土豆的幽默笑话
- 每天靠牆豎腿30分鐘,一個月後,你會發現自己的腿大變樣了!
- 100个哄媳妇用的经典冷笑话
其他人在看
- 醉人的男女,很容易上头啊!
- 与我同行 (打一字)
- 【幽默笑话大全爆笑】这就是爸爸和妈妈的区别……
- 把上帝也骗了
- 什么是微电影
- 好自私的男朋友
- 继续暗恋
- 減重食譜「南瓜奇亞籽」兩步驟:高纖低卡、助消化,還能治療糖尿病
- 男女一结婚后面就没戏
- 小心 ! 5種會毀了牙齒的常見食物
- 超级雷人的爆笑笑话
- 長知識…11個「在危急時刻能夠讓你活下去」的自救知識!
- 人體真的需要「排毒」嗎?
- 取款失败
- 一个富人和一个穷人在探讨人生
- 天氣潮濕被子也散發異味,教你簡單一招,完全不用曬,卻比曬出來的還乾淨清香!
- 冷笑话
- 養肝是大事,疏肝、補肝、養肝,不妨在家做1茶1湯1操
- 讓全身血液流通起來,只需一個小動作,再也不怕血管堵,為家人存
- 雅俗共赏