英语笑话大全 翻译

　　大全 翻译一：

　　A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late. His wife accuses him of gambling again but he swears he was detained in his office. "I pray to God that you are speaking the truth", his wife says."May God strike me dead if I am lying.""Then I pray to God that you are lying", his wife said hopefully.

　　一个男人因嗜赌而经常回家很晚，为此他妻子从没停止过骂他。一次他因工作很晚回到家后，他妻子指责他又去赌博了，可他发誓说这次是因为工作。"我祈祷上帝你说的是实话，"妻子说。"如果我说谎上帝便赐我于死。""那我祈祷上帝你是在说谎。"他妻子充满希望地说。

　　英语笑话大全 翻译二：

　　There was a lady who took a taxi home, and when the taxi driver approached her house she told him to stop, saying, "Okay, here, here is good."

　　Then she asked the driver, "How much is it?"

　　And the driver replied, "Ten dollars."

　　After searching in her purse for a while, she said, "Could you please go back 500 meters? I have only seven dollars on me!"

　　倒转车子

　　有一位女士搭计程车回家，当抵达家门口时，她告诉司机：

　　「好，就停在这里。」然后她问：「多少钱?」司机回答：

　　「十块钱。」她翻了翻皮包之后说：「可不可以请你把车子再倒回去五百公尺，因为我只有七块钱!」

　　英语笑话大全 翻译三：

　　While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."Mom pondered that idea and then replied, "I'd rather buy you a gift."

　　旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。“没关系，”他说，“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺。”妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，“我宁愿给你买一件礼物。”