笑翻天经典英语笑话大全

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　　笑翻天经典英语笑话大全(一)

　　An Essential Correction 实质性的纠正

　　Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.

　　Walter: What was it?

　　Teacher: Eggs.

　　Walter: Wrong. That was yesterday.

　　老师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我看得出你今天早饭吃了什么。

　　沃尔特：我吃了什么?

　　老师：鸡蛋。

　　沃尔特：错了，老师。那是昨天吃的`。

　　笑翻天经典英语笑话大全(二)

　　Knife and Drum 刀和鼓

　　Ma: Pa, I don't think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas.

　　Pa: Why not?

　　Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew what was in the drum.

　　妈：他爸，我怎么觉得邻居非常不喜欢咱们圣诞节时给约翰尼买的新鼓呢。

　　爸：为什么?

　　妈：他们给了他一把小刀，并问他是不是想知道鼓里面是什么样的。

　　笑翻天经典英语笑话大全(三)

　　Homework

　　Teacher: I'm able to read one of the compositions you did for homework, but you wrote the other one very poorly.

　　Student: Yes, sir——my mother is a much better writer than my father.

　　家 庭 作 业

　　老师：我只能读通你的一篇，另一篇实在是糟透了。

　　学生：是的，先生——我妈妈的文采要比我爸爸的好多了。