好笑的英文笑话

　　好笑的英文笑话一：

　　A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it. She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he coughed up two dimes. Frantically(疯狂似地) , she called to the father outside."Your son just swallowed a nickel and coughed up two dimes! What shall I do?"Yelled back the father, "Keep feeding him nickels!"

　　好笑的`英文笑话二：

　　Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.

　　好笑的英文笑话三：

　　Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?Dad: That happens in every country, son.