英语笑话大全爆笑2014

　　大全爆笑2014：Singlemanatthesupermarket

　　A young man went shopping. He bought a small can of corn, a small can of tuna(金枪鱼), a small jar of mayo(蛋黄酱), a small lemon and a very small box of teabags. When he came to the counter the girl at the cashregister smiled at him and said; "Dearest, You must be single."

　　"Why, do You mean because I buy so little food?"

　　"No, because You′re so goddamn ugly..."

　　英语笑话大全爆笑2014：Chickensoup

　　A Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don’t like chicken soup, bring something else."

　　The hospital worker said, "It’s good for you, the doctor said you should have it." Regardless, the patient refused to eat it.

　　That night, a patient in the room with Joe had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to Joe.

　　The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital.

　　He told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they’re very strict about their food. Here’s a good tip - when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they’ll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!"

　　英语笑话大全爆笑2014：Overcharge

　　A pipe burst in a lawyer’s house, so he called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the lawyer a bill for $600.

　　The lawyer exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a lawyer!."

　　The plumber quietly replied, "Neither did I when I was a lawyer."