经典英文笑话

　　经典英文笑话一：

　　A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery. He got it from a poor short Bania. Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars.Once again the Sardar needed blood for surgery. Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, Sardar just gave him a Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.Sardar: Now I also have Bania blood in my body.

　　经典英文笑话二：

　　Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?Student: What's the name of this course?

　　经典英文笑话三：

　　Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor(走廊) of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. Nothing, the Englishman answered imperturbably(平静地) , It’s simply that my room is on fire.