A boy ***es running home from school and he says to his mom, "Mommy, I just lost my virginity!" His mom sent him to his room and said, "Wait until your father deals with you." His father ***es home and his mom tells him every thing. He goes to his sons room and congratulates him and, for a present, he said: "Why dont we get you that new bike. You can ride it right away! " The boy said, "Can we wait til tomorrow. My butt still hurts!"