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　　右边的零售商挂起招牌，上书：大减价!特便宜!左边的商店挂的招牌，声称：大砍价!大折扣!中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：入口处。更多尽在应届毕业生笑话网。

　　含糊的'概念带给我的好处--双语

　　Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications(资格证书，职位要求) . Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.

　　第一次求职时，我意识到在列举我所具备的为数不多的条件时，得有点创造性。当问及我是否受过其它的培训时，我老实地回答说我花了三年时间学计算机程序设计课。我得到了那份工作。

　　I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.

　　我没有提到那门功课我重复学了三年才考及格。

 

　　女儿的作品日落-英汉双语笑话

　　Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know.

　　父亲：这幅《日落》是我女儿画的，你知道，她曾在国外学过画画。

　　Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.

　　朋友：啊，怪不得!我在本国还从来没有见过这样的日落。

 

　　三个商人的不同招牌--双语幽默笑话

　　Three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗连的) shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem(故意的伤害罪，蓄意的破坏) to ensue.

　　三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺，旁观者等着瞧好戏。

　　The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Super Bargains!

　　右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：大减价!特便宜!

　　The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, Prices Slashed! and Fantastic Discounts!

　　左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：大砍价!大折扣!

　　The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, ENTRANCE.

　　中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：入口处。