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　　“The teacher cried”这个是史上最搞笑的英语笑话哦，更多好玩的英语笑话尽在应届毕业生网笑话栏目。

　　英语：The teacher cried 老师哭了

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on(溺爱，宠爱) him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(乱发脾气) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"

　　"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

　　[中文翻译]

　　六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。

　　他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?”

　　“哭?”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”

　　英语：一场特殊的足球比赛

　　Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

　　"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

　　"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

　　[中文翻译]

　　麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说：“对不起，老师，今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观看了一场球赛。”

　　“为什么它会让你迟到呢?”老师问道。

　　“因为这两个队都没有能力获胜，所以就持续的时间长了。”麦克回答说。

　　英语笑话：“班”和“笨驴”

　　Class and AssProfessor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door：“Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.” A student，after reading the notice，rubbed out the“c”. Later Professor Laurie came along，and entering into the spirit of the joke，rubbed out the“l”.

　　[中文翻译]

　　格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知：“劳里教授今天不会他的班。” 一个学生读了通知后，擦掉了字母“c”。 后来劳里教授来了，也想开开玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l”。

　　Smaller Fish

　　小鱼

　　Two men were in a restaurant and order fish,

　　有两名男子在餐厅点鱼。

　　The waiter brought a dish with two fish,

　　服务生端来装着两条鱼的盘子，

　　one larger than the other.

　　其中一条鱼比另外一条来得大。

　　One of the men said to the other,"Please help yourself."

　　当中一位男子跟另外一位说：

　　The other one said"Ok,"

　　“别客气，请自行取用呀。”

　　and helped himself to the larger fish.

　　另外一位男子说：“好”，

　　After a tense silence,

　　于是就帮自己挑了比较大条的鱼 。

　　the first one said,"really,if you had offered me the first choice,i would have taken the smallerfish!"

　　就在一阵气氛紧张的沉默之后，第一位男子就说：“真是的。如果你要我先选，我就会拿比较小条的鱼。”

　　The other one replied,"What are you complaining for?you have it,don't you?"

　　另一位男子回答说：“那你在抱怨个什么劲呀?你现在已经拿了呀，不是吗?”

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