冷笑话英文版

　　冷笑话英文版一：

　　One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer, "I see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What's time to a pig?"

　　冷笑话英文版二：

　　Two Russian hunters meet. I shot a gigantic bear yesterday, says Ivan. Look at the hide!How do you find such huge bears? Sergei asks.Easy, says Ivan. You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot.Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. Didn't you follow my advice? Ivan asks.Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, Sergei replies.And what came out?To me, says Sergei, it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express

　　冷笑话英文版三：

　　George Ⅲ asked the once wellknown wit, Horne Tooke,whether he could play cards.Your Majesty, replied Tooke, I am a mere childwhere cards are concerned. I cannot even tell a King from a Knave.