高冷英语笑话带翻译

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　　高冷英语笑话带翻译一：死后重生Life After Death

　　Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

　　"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.

　　"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.

　　中文翻译：

　　“你相信人死后仍有生命吗?”老板问他的一个员工。

　　“是的，先生。”这个新员工回答说。

　　“哦，那么，这样说来一切就很正常了，” 老板继续说，“在你今早离开，去参加你奶奶的葬礼，她来看你了。”

　　高冷英语笑话带翻译二：Father's Things

　　When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening.

　　Mr. Howard did not like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things.

　　One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out, his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully.

　　Then he said angrily, "Isn't that one of my ties, Tom?"

　　"Yes, Father, it is," answered Tom.

　　"And that shirt's mine too."

　　"Yes, that's yours too," answered Tom.

　　"And you're wearing my belt!" said Mr. Howard.

　　"Yes, I am, Father," answered Tom. "You don't want your trousers to fall down, do you?"

　　父亲的东西

　　汤姆.霍德华十七岁的时候，长得和父亲一样高了，于是当他晚上和朋友一起出去时，就开始借父亲的衣服穿。

　　霍德华先生可不喜欢这样，当他发现他的儿子穿他的衣服时，总是非常生气。

　　一天晚上，汤姆下楼准备出去，父亲在门厅里拦住了他。他细细打量着汤姆的穿着。

　　然后他气呼呼地说：“汤姆，那不是我的一条领带吗?”

　　汤姆回答说：“是的，父亲，是你的领带。”

　　“还有那衬衫也是我的。”

　　“是的，衬衫也是你的.。”汤姆回答说。

　　“还有呢，你连皮带也用我的。”霍德华先生说。

　　“是的，父亲，”汤姆回答说，“你不愿意让你的裤子掉下来吧?”

　　高冷英语笑话带翻译三：电话号码是什么

　　Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.

　　"You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?" he began. The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is

　　like talking on the telephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him. He is listening though."

　　Just then a little boy piped up and asked, "What's his number?"

　　在电话中交谈

　　每个星期天牧师都会把孩子们叫到教堂前面，然后给他们讲一个故事。一天，他为了更好地阐述祈祷的含义，带来了一台电话机。

　　“你们和别人在电话里交谈，并没有看到电话线另一端的人，对吗?”他开始问道。孩子们点头称是。“好的，和上帝交谈就象通过电话交谈一样。他就在另一端，虽然你看不见他，但是他正在聆听你的心声。”

　　就在这时，一个小男孩尖着嗓子问道：“那他的电话号码是什么?”

　　高冷英语笑话带翻译四："Pull over" and "pull-over"

　　A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, "Pull over!"

　　警察看到一个女人一边开车一边织毛衣。警察走近她，说道：“把车贴边。”

　　"No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"

　　女人说：“不是，是一双袜子!”