讲有趣的笑话英文

　　讲有趣的笑话英文一：

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

　　小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

　　"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

　　“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　　“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。

　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.

　　“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。

　　"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　　“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”

　　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　“她是个卖糖果的`。”

　　讲有趣的笑话英文二：

　　The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud."

　　两个男孩子在后院露营，他们不知道到了晚上几点钟。于是，一个男孩对另外一个说：“我们开始大声唱歌就行了。”

　　"How will that help?" said the second boy.

　　“那就会知道时间吗?”第二个男孩问。 "Just do it," insisted the first.

　　“只管唱吧。”第一个坚持道。Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted, "Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"

　　两个孩子开始大声唱歌，过了一会儿，一个邻居打开窗户喊道：“小声点!你们不知道现在是凌晨三点吗?”

　　讲有趣的笑话英文三：

　　A new restaurant opened in our town, so my husband, Walter, and I decided to try it. As the waitress took our order, Walter asked if the coffee was fresh. "I'm sure it is," answered the waitress. "We've only been open two weeks."