逗笑你经典的英语笑话

　　能让我们在开怀大笑的同时学到不少英语知识，今天我们就一起来看看逗笑你经典的英语笑话吧!

　　逗笑你经典的英语笑话(一)

　　Two robbers were robbing a hotel.

　　两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。

　　The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"

　　第一个说：“我听到警报响了，快跳吧!”

　　The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"

　　第二个说：“但是我们现在在第13层啊!”

　　The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"

　　第一个尖叫着回敬他：“都什么时候了，还这么迷信!”

　　逗笑你经典的'英语笑话(二)

　　As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,

　　当出租车在遇到红灯急刹车时，

　　I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"

　　我问司机：“你同意‘时间就是金钱’这种说法吗?”

　　"Well, it's a very common saying. “

　　哦，这是一个普遍说法。

　　Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.

　　在这个问题上，谁会在意那么多呢?”司机回答说。

　　"Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "I pointed at the meter.“

　　看，在车已经停止的情况下，里程表上的数字还在跑。”我指着里程表说。

　　"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. “

　　哦，是的。你说的挺有道理的。

　　In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.

　　在这种情况下，时间对我们俩来说都是金钱。”司机补充说。

　　逗笑你经典的英语笑话(三)

　　The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.

　　由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。

　　The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.

　　这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。

　　The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"

　　客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?”

　　"In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

　　“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。