Don't argue with the children

　　A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

　　The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.

　　The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

　　Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.

　　The little girl said, "Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."

　　The teacher asked, sarcastically, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

　　The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

　　一个小女孩和她的老师在说鲸鱼。

　　老师说，鲸鱼不可能吞了一个人，因为，即使这是一个非常大的`哺乳动物，它的喉咙是非常小。

　　小女孩说，约拿被一条鲸鱼吞噬。

　　老师恼火的重申鲸鱼不能吞下一个人身体是不可能的。

　　小女孩说， "好吧，当我到达天堂，我会问约拿" 。

　　老师问，反讥道： "什么，如果约拿到地狱呢" ?

　　小女孩回答说： "那你问他" 。