搞笑简短英语笑话

　　笑话来源于生活，却又可以让我们的生多些欢乐、开心，现在，一起来开心爆笑下。

　　搞笑简短一：Thirteen States

　　"Johnny, name the fifty states," instructed the teacher. "I can't, teacher" "Why, when I was your age I could name all the states," She scolded. "Yeah, but then there were only thirteen," answered Johnny.

　　搞笑简短英语笑话二：Talking on the Telephone

　　Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.

　　"You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?" he began.

　　The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is like talking on the telephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him.

　　He is listening though."Just then a little boy piped up and asked, "What's his number?"

　　搞笑简短英语笑话三：Playing Octopus

　　This guy walks into a bar near a concert hall with an octopus under his arm and says, "I'll bet any of you that my octopus can play any instrument that you give him."

　　Two guys bet fifty dollars each that the octopus can't play their instruments.

　　The first guy hands over his French horn and the octopus starts to play it.

　　The second guy hands over his tuba and sure enough the octopus starts to play it.

　　The bartender then walks into the back room and comes back five minutes later with a set ofbagpipes and bets all the money in the drawer that the octopus wouldn't be able to play it. He hands over the bagpipes to the octopus and waits.

　　After about a minute of watching the octopus run its tentacles over the bagpipe the owner of the octopus says, "Come on now! Play it!"

　　The octopus replies, "What do you mean play it?! If I can figure out how to get the plaidpajamas off of it, I'm gonna screw it!"

　　搞笑简短英语笑话四：Marriage

　　A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they’re just lying there, the phone rings. Since it’s the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver.

　　Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation. “Hello? Oh, hi. I’m so glad that you called. Really? That’s wonderful. I am so happy for you. That soundsterrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye, bye.” She hangs up the phone and her lover asks, “Who was that?” “Oh” she replies, “That was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he’s having on his fishing trip with YOU!”