幽默笑话英文版

　　英文版一：

　　I'll See to the Rest

　　A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.

　　"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"

　　"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.

　　"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."

　　幽默笑话英文版二：

　　A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator.

　　Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I should have brought my wife!"

　　幽默笑话英文版三：

　　When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.

　　George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go."

　　They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.

　　When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane."

　　Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips?"

　　"Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark.