简单英语笑话大全

　　简单大全一：

　　Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is no time to besuperstitious(迷信的') !"

　　两个盗贼在一家旅馆偷东西。第一个说：“我听到警报响了，快跳吧!”第二个说：“但是我们现在在第13层啊!”第一个尖叫着回敬他：“都什么时候了，还这么迷信!”

　　简单英语笑话大全二：

　　The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor's Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell. So one Visitor's Day, the warden called George to his office and said, "I notice you've never had any visitors, George." Sympathetic, he put his hand on George's shoulder. "Tell me, don't you have any friends or family?" George replied, "Oh, sure I do, Warden. It's just that they're all in here!"

　　简单英语笑话大全三：

　　Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep(熟睡的). Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. "As long as you're asleep," it read, "you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired."