英语笑话之句子神翻译篇
1. Moneyis not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。
2. "Hardwork never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " “努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。
3. "Yourfuture depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. “现在的'梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。
4. "Workfascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " “工作好有意思!”尤其是看着别人工作。
5. Savewater. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
6. Behindevery successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two. 每个成功男人背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人背后，都有两个女人。
7. Neverput off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好借口。
8. Love isphotogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情像照片，要大量暗房时间来培养。
9. Thereshould be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。 10.Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. Themore you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学越多，知道越多，知道越多，忘记越多，忘记越多，知道越少，为什么还要学?