英语经典笑话

　　

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1、TOM'S EXCUSE

 

　　Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

　　Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".

　　汤姆的.借口

 

　　老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到?

　　汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"

　　

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2、DID YOUR DAD HELP YOU?

 

　　One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and

　　saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very

　　pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and

　　said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim.

　　What happened? Did your father help you?"

　　"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all

　　myself," said Tim.

　　你爸爸帮你了吗?

 

　　一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。老师很高兴

　　，同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说："蒂姆，你这次的作业全都

　　做对了，怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗?"

　　"不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。"