关于英语笑话：Always Thirsty

　　Always Thirsty

　　"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

　　"That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"

　　"No, but I am always thirsty!"

　　总感到口渴

　　一个男人对他的`朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”

　　“真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”

　　“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”

　　作业:

　　A Useful Way

　　Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?

　　Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.

　　Father: What"s that got to do with it?

　　Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.