超短英语笑话

超短英语笑话

　　超短一：

　　Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft(阁楼) and attic at church. I’ve tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them away.Another said, Yes, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in mybelfry(钟楼) and in the attic. I’ve been had the place fumigated(熏制) , and they still won’t go away.The third said, I baptized(洗礼) all mine, and made them members of the church...haven’t seen one back since!

　　超短英语笑话二：

　　Bat ProblemThree pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them away."Another said, "Yes, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've been had the place fumigated, and they still won't go away.""The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church...haven't seen one back since!"

　　超短英语笑话三：

　　A preacher, who was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equippastors(牧师) for their ministry.Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers(电动扬声器) . One such boldly approached the pulpit(讲道台) and, gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasn't my wife!"The crowd was shocked!He followed up by saying, "And that woman was my mother!" - The crowd burst into laughter and delivered the rest of his talk, which went over quite well.The next week, our pastor decided he'd give this humor thing a try, and use that joke in his sermon(布道，训诫) . As he approached the pulpit that Sunday, he tried to rehearse(排练) the joke in his head. It suddenly seemed a bit foggy to him.Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that was not my wife!"Thecongregation(集会，圣会) inhaled in surprise. After standing there for almost 10 seconds in the stunned(受惊的) silence, trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out, "...and I can't remember who she was!"