初中英文笑话

　　初中英文笑话一：

　　Be Careful What You Wish ForA couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

　　初中英文笑话二：

　　A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."　 "I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.　　Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."　　"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

　　初中英文笑话三：

　　The Fourth Element Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ... Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with? Student: Soap!