小学英语笑话爆笑

小学英语笑话爆笑

　　小学爆笑一：TellmemoreaboutHarry

　　Boyfriend: I am not rich and don’t have a yacht or convertible like Harry, but I love you, dear.

　　Girlfriend: I love you, too, but tell me more about Harry.

　　小学英语笑话爆笑二：Ididn’tcometofallin

　　A small boy had fallen into a creek. A young women pulled him out and asked him, "How did you come to fall in?"

　　"I didn’t come to fall in. I come to fish," answered the boy.

　　小学英语笑话爆笑三：I’mgivingthemtheshells

　　Mother: Billy, what are you doing?

　　Billy: I am feeding the monkey. I’m giving them half my peanuts.

　　Mother: That’s nice.

　　Billy: Yes, I’m giving them the shells

　　Mother: That’s nice.