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5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本
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2021-10-12 01:00:00

5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本

  话剧指以对话方式为主的戏剧形式,于19世纪末20世纪初来到中国。与传统舞台剧、戏曲相区别,话剧主要叙述手段为演员在台上无伴奏的对白或独白,但可以使用少量音乐、歌唱等。以下是小编整理的5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本,欢迎阅读。

  5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本(一)

  The Clever Rabbits(聪明小兔)

  角色:

  Red Eyes(红眼睛)Long Ears(长耳朵)Short Tail(短尾巴)

  Big Wolf(大灰狼)Mother Rabbit(兔妈妈)

  Storyteller翻译官

  道具  房子,玩具、凳子,桌子,一棵树等。

  布景  一座有门的房子里摆着一张桌子、几个凳子和一些玩具。

  SceneI Three Rabbits(三只小兔子)

  (一)

  Storyteller:The Mother Rabbit has red Eyes,Long Ears and Short Tail.

  兔妈妈有三个孩子,她给他们起名叫红眼睛、长耳朵和短尾巴。)

  Red Eyes:(Coming to the front.上前。)

  Hello!I"m Red Eyes.Glad to see you.

  (你好!我是红眼睛。见到你很高兴。)

  Long Ears:(Touch his long ears.着他的长耳朵。)

  Hi!How do you do? Nice to see you.My name is Long Ears.

  (嗨!你好!很高兴见到你。我叫长耳朵。)

  Short Tail:(Show his tail.展示他的尾巴。)

  Hello,boys and girls! I"m Short Tail.

  (小朋友们,你们好!我是短尾巴。见到大家我很高兴。)

  After this,they are playing games in随后,他们就在房子里玩游戏。)

  (二)

  Storyteller:A big wolf is hiding be-idea.Just then,the Mother Rabbit is the arm.

  (一只大灰狼正躲在树后,他在打着坏主意。这时,兔妈妈提着一篮子萝卜回来了。)  Mother Rabbit:(Singing a song.唱起了歌。) Little Rabbits,open the door.

  (小兔子乖乖,把门开开,妈妈回来了。)

  Big Wolf:Ah,I know their secret.啊,我知道他们的秘密了。)

  Mother Rabbit:(Walking into the house.进了家门。)

  Good evening,my children.Are you hungry?

  Let"s  have supper!

  (晚上好,孩子们!你们饿了吧?咱们吃晚饭吧。)

  Storyteller: The Big Bad Wolves(大灰狼来了)

  Storyteller:Then next day,the(第二天,兔妈妈要出门了。)

  Mother Rabbit:I am going to pick the door ,don"t open the door for strangers (我要去采蘑菇。千万记住,不要给陌生人开门。)

  All:OK.

  Storyteller:Three rabbits close the a while,they hear some one knocking at door.

  Big Wolf:(Learn to sing.学着唱。)Little Rabbits,open the door.

  Mother coming back.

  (小兔子乖乖,把门开开,妈妈回来了。)

  Red Eyes and Short Tail:Mother is(妈妈回来了。)

  Long Ears:(Stop them opening the阻止他俩开门。)No.It"s not our mother.That isn"t like Mother"s voice. (不对。不是妈妈,那不像妈妈的声音。)

  Red Eyes:Let me see.It"s not really(让我来看看。果然不是妈妈。)

  Big Wolf:(Bang!Bang!Bang!)I"m your mother.Open the door in a hurry.

  (我是你们的妈妈,快开门啊。)

  Long Ears:All right.You must show your tail.

  (好吧。那你必须把你的尾巴从门缝里伸进来)

  Big Wolf:OK.

  Storyteller:The clever rabbits clip the(小兔子把大灰狼的尾巴夹住了。)

  Mother Rabbit:You Big Bad Wolf!(你这个大灰狼!)

  Storyteller:With her words,she hits(说着,她捡起棍子狠狠地打大灰狼。)

  Big Wolf:Oh.My God!My tail hurts.(噢。我的天啊!我的尾巴受伤了。)

  Storyteller:The wolf"s tail is broken.

  mother"s voice,they open the door and hug their mother.

  (大灰狼的尾巴被夹断了,他逃走了。小兔子听到妈妈的声音,打开门,扑进妈妈的怀里。)

  Mother Rabbit:My clever children.(我的乖孩子们。)

  5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本(二)

  音乐:apple(小熊表演)

  Bears: Today is our birthday. We are so happy!

  Rs: Knock, knock, knock. (敲门声起)

  Bears: Who’s that?

  Rabbit1: I am **.

  R2: I am **.

  Rs: We are rabbits.

  Bs: Come in ,please.(开门,请进)

  Rs: Happy birthday!(送花)

  Bs: Thank you. Please take a seat.(做手势,请坐)

  小熊把花插好

  Ds: Knock, knock, knock. (敲门声起)

  Bs: who’s that?

  D1: I am **.

  D2: I am **.

  D3: I am **.

  Ds: We are dogs.

  Bs: Come in ,please.

  Ds: Happy birthday!

  Bs: Thank you. Please take a seat.

  小熊把花插好

  Cs: Knock, knock, knock. (敲门声起)

  Bs: who’s that?

  C1: I am **.

  C2: I am **.

  C3: I am **.

  Cs: We are cats.

  Bs: Come in ,please.

  Cs: Happy birthday!

  Bs: Thank you. Please take a seat.

  小熊把花插好, 拿水果招待客人

  Bs: Which friut do you like ?

  Rs: It is red. It is raund.

  Bs: Oh! It’s apple. Here you are.

  Rs: Thank you.(做吃状)

  Ds: It’s yellow .It’s long.

  Bs: Oh! It’s banana. Here you are.

  Ds: Thank you.

  Cats: It’s oraner .It’s raund.

  Bs: Oh! It’s oranger. Here you are.

  Cs: Thank you.

  小熊面向观众道白

  Bs: Today is our birthday. We are so happy.

  转身招呼小动物们

  Bs: Let’s singing , let’s dancing.

  As: Ok!

  歌曲:Hello!

  <结束>

  5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本(三)

  人物: rabbit(小兔),fox(狐狸),monkey(小猴),tortoise(乌龟),mummy bear(熊妈妈),baby bear(熊宝宝),lion(狮子),bird(小鸟)。

  布景:大森林背景,舞台右角是一座小房子,一棵木瓜树,中间有一棵大树,舞台左角有一块大石头,左角后台阶上有两棵桃树。

  (大幕在抒情、优美的音乐声中徐徐开启)

  :In this beautiful forest, There live many lovely animals, they love each other and live a happy life!

  在一个美丽的大森林里,住着许许多多的小动物,他们在一起相亲相爱,生活得可幸福了!

  第一景:小动物群舞

  小兔舞 (音乐:活泼、轻快、跳跃)

  狐狸舞 (扭动腰肢,跳节奏感极强的迪斯科)

  乌龟舞 (一伸一缩,音乐:缓慢、低沉、滑稽)

  小猴舞 (调皮、灵巧,可用西游记主题曲)

  (音乐转为轻柔、舒缓,小兔一人旋转跳舞,音乐渐弱转为流水声,舞台灯光转暗,布景为湖边,木瓜树下。)

  第二景::"咕咚"(清晰而响亮)

  小兔:(吃惊的样子,四处看看)What’s the matter?

  什么东西?

  (倒退几步,拔腿就跑,正好撞上了狐狸。)

  狐狸:(奇怪的神情)What’s the matter? Why are you running?

  跑什么呀?出了什么事?

  小兔:(气喘嘘虚的样子):"Gu dong, Gu dong is coming."

  咕咚,咕咚来了。

  狐狸:(害怕的样子):Oh! Horrible, let’s run.

  哇!太可怕了,让我们跑吧!

  (这时候,熊妈妈提着篮子和熊宝宝从树后走出来,正好看到慌慌张张奔跑的'小兔和狐狸。)

  熊妈妈:(很惊奇的样子):What’s the matter? Why are you running?

  出了什么事?你们跑什么呀?

  小兔、狐狸(合):Gu dong is coming.

  小熊:(害怕并躲在妈妈的怀里)mummy mummy, I’m frightened.

  妈妈、妈妈,我害怕!

  熊妈妈:(安慰宝宝)Oh! dear, Don’t be frightened, let’s run quickly.

  乖宝宝,别害怕,让我们跑吧!快,快

  (小猴、小鸟、乌龟在另一角台阶的桃树上看到,感到很奇怪)

  小猴:(指着奔跑的小动物)Why? Why are they all running?

  为什么,为什么他们都在跑?

  乌龟:(很神秘的样子)Perhaps, A monster!

  也许,是妖怪来了!

  小猴、小鸟:(非常恐惧的样子)Oh, horrible, let’s run!

  啊呀!太可怕了,快跑呀!

  乌龟:(慌慌张张地跟在后面)wait! just wait.

  等一等!

  (大狮子正在一块石头下睡觉,众人吵吵闹闹的声音吵醒了它。狮子大吼一声,伸伸懒腰。)

  狮子:(很生气的样子) It’s very noise! Why ? why are you all running ?

  太吵了,你们为什么都在跑呀?

  众人合:(上气不接下气的样子)Gu dong, Gu dong is coming.

  狮子:(感到很奇怪)Gu dong , What is it ? Where is it?

  "咕咚",什么东西?在哪里?

  (大家你看着我,我看着你,都在摇头。)

  小猴:(问熊妈妈)Where?

  在哪里?

  熊妈妈:(摇摇头,)I don’t know.(转而问狐狸)Where

  我不知道。 在哪里?

  狐狸:(摇摇头,)I don’t know.(转而问小兔)Where?

  我不知道。 在哪里?

  (众人把目光都集中在小兔的身上。)

  小兔:(挠挠脑袋,指着对面)It’s over there.

  就在那边!

  狮子:(很神气的样子)Let’s go and see.

  走,去看看。

  (大伙互相看看,都表现出非常害怕的样子。)

  狮子:(拍拍胸脯,很勇敢的样子)come on, follow me.

  走,跟我走!

  (音乐响,一段雄壮有力的进行曲,众人排着整齐的队伍,大踏步地往前走,快到树下时,脚步慢下来。音乐停,全场一片寂静。)

  狮子:(四处张望)Where? There is nothing here.

  在哪里?什么都没有啊!

  (正在这时候,一阵风吹来,咕咚一声,一棵木瓜掉进了湖里。)

  小猴:(指着湖边)Oh! It’s a papaya! Gu dong is a papaya!

  噢!原来是木瓜呀!

  (众人大笑,大幕在笑声中徐徐落下。)

  The end.

  全剧终

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