幽默笑话大全笑破你的肚子的英语笑话
“你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安?” 老师发问道。“把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。”小女孩回答道。更多尽在应届毕业生笑话网。 《律师、宝马和胳膊》 A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined. 一个律师打开他的宝马车门，突然一辆汽车驶过来把门撞飞了，警察赶到现场，律师正痛苦地抱怨毁坏了他心爱的宝马。 “警察同志，看看他们把我的车弄的!!!”律师哀怨地说。 "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!" “你们律师真是物质至上，我很不舒服!”警察反驳说，“你这么关心你可恶的宝马，你可能没有注意到你的左胳膊也没了。” 律师终于注意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的劳力士手表在哪儿?” The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? “你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安?” 老师发问道。 A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl. “把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。”小女孩回答道。 The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. 9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。 George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother. “乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?” 妈妈问 I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too..... “妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得
6。”