最搞笑的英语笑话

2015年最搞笑的英语笑话

　　2015年最搞笑的.一：

　　My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they absorbed until one day I overheard my seven-year- old, Lucy, cry out in frustration at her five-year-old sister, Charlotte, "You, you... you editor!"

　　2015年最搞笑的英语笑话二：

　　At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don't you speak English at all? the judge asks. Only a few words, replies the mugger.

　　What words do you know?

　　Your purse or your life!

　　2015年最搞笑的英语笑话三：

　　A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.

　　Here is the situation, she said. a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin

　　g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?

　　A girl raised her hand and asked, to draw out all of his savings?