短篇英语笑话大全

　　短篇大全一：

　　Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed. "Where you until this hour of the morning?" She screamed.Ignoring what she asked, Charelrs opened his bedroom closet and found a naked man cringing on the floor.Chareles asked, "Who is this man?""Don't change the subject!" replied his wife.

　　查尔斯早上四点回家，发现她的太太醒着躺在床上。"你在什么地方待到这个时候?"她尖叫道。查尔斯不顾她问什么，打开他卧室的衣橱，发现一个赤裸裸的男人蜷缩在地板上。查尔斯问“这人是谁?”“别转移话题!”他太太回答。

　　短篇英语笑话大全二：

　　A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I'm still paying!!

　　小孩问他的父亲说：爸爸，结婚的`花多少钱啊?父亲回答道：我也不知道，到现在我还在付出。

　　短篇英语笑话大全三：

　　How did you stop your husband staying late at the club?When he came in late I called out "is that you Jack?" and my husband's name is Robert.

　　你是怎么防止你的丈夫不会在俱乐部呆的太晚了?当他回到家时我就往外喊:“是你吗?捷克?”我的丈夫名字叫罗伯特。