简单的英语小笑话

　　简单的`英语一：

　　A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

　　Little Johnny then stood up.

　　The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

　　"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

　　简单的英语小笑话二：

　　Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.

　　Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm going to cook our lunch now. Go out and play in the garden - and be good."

　　"Yes, Mummy." the two boys answered, and they went out.

　　They played in the garden for half an hour, and then Billy ran into the kitchen, "Mummy, " he said, "Bobby's broken a window in Mrs. Allens' house."

　　"He's a bad boy," his mother said. "How did he break it?"

　　"I threw a stone at him," Billy answered,"and he quickly ducked.".

　　简单的英语小笑话三：

　　Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "Boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage."

　　"We're short-handed, Smith." the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."

　　"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"