经典英语小笑话
"Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?" said a boy to a girl. 一个小男孩跟小女孩说：“你有没有觉得班主任有点傻?” "Well, do you know who I am?" inquired the girl. 小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是谁吗?” "No." replied the boy. 小男孩回答道：“不知道。” "I'm the head teacher's daughter", replied the girl. 小女孩说：“我就是你口中所说的傻班主任的女儿。” "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy. 小男孩(面不改色心里惊恐地)问：“那你知道我是谁吗?” "No," she uttered. 小女孩说：“不知道。” "Thank goodness!" said the boy with a sigh of relief. 小男孩大大的松了口气，说道“真是谢天谢地啊。” ps: 新做一个网站：名言佳句： https://quotes.go2live.cn/, 请君欣赏。