笑翻天经典的英语笑话

　　笑一笑，十年少，笑话能让我们忘记烦恼，变得 开心快乐，欢迎欣赏笑翻天经典的!

　　笑翻天经典的英语笑话(一)

　　The boss was telling jokes. Everyone laughed uproariously. But a girl sitting in the corner was not amused.

　　"What's the matter?" complained the boss. "Haven't you got a sense of humor?" The girl said, "Oh, don't have to laugh, as I'm leaving tomorrow."

　　老板在讲笑话，大家都在哈哈大笑，可是坐在角落里的一个姑娘没有被逗乐。

　　老板不满地说：“怎么啦?你就没有一点幽默感吗?”姑娘回答说：“哦，我不用笑，因为我明天就要离职了。”

　　笑翻天经典的英语笑话(二)

　　Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

　　Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing. They even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!"

　　"Really?" Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decide to call the grocery store.

　　A clerk answers and Tom says. "Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?"

　　The clerk replies. "Canned or frozen?"

　　汤姆被公司提拔为副主管，汤姆太兴奋了，几周以来一直在妻子面前夸耀着。

　　最后，妻子实在忍无可忍，就跟汤姆说：“听着，这没什么，杂货店里卖豌豆的还有副主管呢!”

　　“真的吗?”汤姆不确定这是真是假，于是决定打电话给杂货店。

　　一个售货员接了电话，汤姆问：“能让管豌豆的副主管接电话吗?”

　　售货员回复：“是要负责罐装的还是负责冷冻的`副主管呢?”

　　笑翻天经典的英语笑话(三)

　　What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. “Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure. I’ve come to install the phone.”

　　我是来装电话的一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天，他坐在办公室里，看到有一个人在外面，于是他就装作生意很忙的样子，拿起电话胡吹乱侃，还不停的甩出几个大数字，好像在谈一笔大买卖。到了最后，他终于挂了电话，问来访的人，“有事儿嘛?”那个人回答，“我是来给你安装电话的。”