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2023-02-24 01:00:00

Automobile Fittings

  一、

  Automobile Fittings

  A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer :" Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories (配件,帮凶) in the neighborhood ?" Mountaineer says:" Some people usually drive heroic car on the road .There is a abrupt turn ahead not far from here, and a clough(峡谷,深谷) just below it, where you can find all kinds of the auto accessories . You will spend no money at all."

  一个卡车司机向一山民打听:“请问,这附近哪儿能买到汽车配件?”  山民说:“这条路上经常有人开英雄车,前面不远处是个急转弯,急转弯的下面就是深谷,那深谷里什么样的`汽车配件都有——根本用不着花钱。”

  二、

  At Auction Fair

  At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document. The owner says:" Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate (re`munerate与reward近意:酬劳,酬报 ) him or her." On hearing the news ,another chap shouts out:" I reward 300 dollars."

  拍卖会上,有人的包丢了,里面装有重要文件。物主说:“有谁拣到送还,我将拿出200美元以表酬谢。”话刚出口,就听有人喊:“我出300美元。”

  三、

  Another Engine Is Down

  A Boeing 747 was flying in the night sky of the Pacific Ocean. The captain got on the loud speaker:" Travellers, one of our engines was out of order , therefore we’ll arrive in Tokyo an hour late ." After a short while, the trumpet (喇叭)rang out again:" Everybody, the second one of our four engines went wrong, we will reach Tokyo late three hours as a result." At this time, the passengers started disturbance(骚动,动乱). Someone said:" In case another engine is down again , we’ll be up here all night." Moreover, a chap got to shouting unendurably:" I do not choose to take your awful airplane any longer, let me get off quickly."

  一架波音747飞行在太平洋的夜空,喇叭里传来机长的声音:“旅客们,我们的一个引擎坏了,因此我们将晚到达东京一个小时。”过了一会儿,喇叭再次响起:“诸位,我们四个引擎中又坏了一个引擎,为此我们将晚到三个小时。”这时,乘客开始骚动。有人说:“万一再坏一个,我们得呆在天上一整夜了。”还有已经受不了的,大叫:“我再也不坐你们的破飞机了,快让我下去。”

  四、

  As If Awakening From A Dream

  A competition whose subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly: " Alcohol can break down conjugal (婚姻的,夫妻之间的)relation, even cause your wife to leave you … " A man shouts out at the news : " Give me another bottle of Brandy."

  以戒酒为主题的演讲比赛正在进行,一个演讲者动情地说:“酒精可以破坏夫妻关系,甚至导致妻子离开自己的丈夫……”这时一个男人大声喊:“再来一瓶白兰地!”

  五、

  As the Elegant Demeanor Was

  Chaucer was over seventy , but he was not convinced (使信服) of his age. At a time he boasted: “My physical strength is as strong as that I was young.” The opposite person asked: “ What do you rely on? ” Chaucer said : “ There is a big stone roller in my compound. I couldn’t heave it when was young, neither can(倒装句) I now.”

  乔叟年过六旬,仍不服老。一次,他对人夸耀说:“我和年轻时力气一样大。”对方问:“何以见得?”乔叟说:“我家大院里有个碌碡,年轻时我举不起来,现在我还是举不起来。”

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