简单幽默的英语笑话
笑话来源于生活，经过艺术加工的语言形式,是艺术化的语言。下面小编马上为你带来简单幽默的，希望你会喜欢。简单幽默的英语笑话一：Knights & Nights
黑暗时代 Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages? Betty: Because they had so many knights. 老师：为什么有时我们称中世纪为黑暗时代呢? 贝蒂：因为那时有许多骑士。简单幽默的'英语笑话二：The Fish Net 鱼网
Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings, replied the little girl. 你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安? 老师发问道。 把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了，小女孩回答道。简单幽默的英语笑话三：A school report
学校成绩单 The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful(愤怒的) as he read, "English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair." and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad(少年，小伙子). "Well, Dad." said the son, "It is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And hepointed to the next line which read, "health, excellent." 父亲在看他那满怀希望的儿子带回来的学校成绩单。他边看边露出愤怒的表情： “英语，差;法语，差;数学，中。”他厌恶地瞥了在发抖的儿子一眼。 “爸爸，”儿子说，“可能成绩不够理想。但您看到那一项了吗?”他指了指下一行：“健康状况，优。”简单幽默的英语笑话四：Is ink so expensive
墨水很贵吗 Son: Is ink so very expensive, father? Father: Why, son, what makes you think so? Son: W...well. Mother seems quite disturbed because I spilled some on the carpet. 儿子：爸爸，墨水很贵吗? 父亲：不贵呀，你为什么这么想? 儿子：哦，我把墨水洒了一点在地毯上，妈妈好象挺着急的。简单幽默的英语笑话五：Two Birds 两只鸟
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗? 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老师：请说说看。 学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。您可能感兴趣的文章：
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