英语笑话素材

　　有笑话，大家一起笑，这就是分享快乐，也许，快乐就是这么简単。下面小编为你带来素材，希望你会喜欢。

　　英语笑话素材(一)

　　我没有看到另外一块

　　Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.

　　妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。现在就剩下一块了。你能解释一下吗?约翰尼：嗯，我想是因为里面太黑我没看到另外那块。

　　英语笑话素材(二)

　　爸爸会不高兴的

　　It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who livednearby heard the noise.

　　一个农家小孩好像意外打翻了一车玉米，住在附近的一个农夫听见了，

　　"Hey Willis!!" the farmer yelled, "Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you getthe wagon up."

　　喊道：“威利斯，先放那吧。过来和我们呆会儿，一会儿我帮你扶起来。”

　　"That's mighty nice of you, " Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to." "Aw, comeon," the farmer insisted. "Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."

　　“太好了”，威利斯答道，“但是爸爸会不高兴的。”“哎呀，快来吧”，农夫仍然在坚持。“好吧”，小男孩终于点头答应了，“但是爸爸真的会不高兴。”

　　After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host and said, "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa isgoing to be real upset." "Don't be foolish," the neighbor said with a smile, "by the way, where ishe?" "Under the wagon."

　　一顿丰盛的'晚餐之后，威利斯向农夫表示感谢：“我觉得好多了，但是爸爸肯定很不高兴。”“别傻了”，农夫笑着说，“哦，对了，你爸爸在哪了?”“车底下。”

　　英语笑话素材(三)

　　Ashamed Soldier

　　Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything except shooting. One day he and his friends were practicing their shooting, and all of them were doing quite well except Peter. After he had shotat the target nine times and had not hit it once, the officer who was trying to teach the young soldiers to shoot said, "You're quite hopeless, Peter! Don't waste your last bullet too! Go behind that wall and shoot yourself with it!"

　　Peter felt ashamed. He went behind the wall, and a few seconds later the officer and the other young soldiers heard the sound of a shot.

　　"Heavens!" the officer said. "Has that silly man really shot himself?"

　　He ran behind the wall anxiously, but Peter was all right. "I'm sorry, sir," he said, "but I missed again."

　　惭愧的士兵

　　彼得十八岁那年参了军，他需要参加几个月的学习以成为一名好士兵。彼得在其他方面都做得很好，但是射击不行。一天他和伙伴们练习射击，除了彼得其他人都没有问题。他射了九次，一次也没有命中目标。这时，教新兵射击的教官说：“彼得，你看来是没希望了，不要连最后一发子弹都浪费掉!去那堵墙后面用它向自己打一枪吧。”

　　彼得感到非常惭愧。他走到那堵墙后面。几分钟后，教官和新兵们听到一声枪响。

　　“上帝!”教官叫起来，“难道那个笨蛋真的朝自己开枪了?”

　　他急忙跑到那堵墙后面，发现彼得安然无恙。“对不起，长官，”他说，“我还是没有命中。”