简单英语笑话最新

　　A girl was given a beautiful charm bracelet for her birthday. She wore it to school, but nobody noticed it. Finally she stood up and said, "My dear, it’s hot here. I think I’ll take off my bracelet."

　　简单英语笑话最新二:DeadTurtle

　　"Mommy, my turtle is dead," the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.

　　The mother kissed him on the head, then said," That’s all right. We’ll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, then have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we’ll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet.

　　I don’t want you...." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Myrddin, your turtle is not dead after all."

　　"Oh," the disappointed boy, wanting ice cream and a new pet, said. "Can I kill it?".

　　简单英语笑话最新三：Kidssayitall

　　Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.

　　Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said " Bobby, when I was a child I was told if that if I made ugly faces, my face would freeze and stay like that".

　　Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned."