初一英语笑话带翻译

　　初一带翻译一：

　　Boy: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

　　Girl: "It's in the phone book."

　　Boy: "But I don't know your name."

　　Girl: "That's in the phone book too."

　　男：我想给你打电话。你的电话号码是多少?

　　女：在电话本上呢。

　　男：可是我不知道你的名字呀。

　　女：也在电话本上呢。

　　初一英语笑话带翻译二：

　　Stopping in an unfamiliar barber shop for a shave, a young playboy took a fancy to the manicure(修指甲) gril and suggested dinner and a show that evening.

　　The girl demurred(反对，抗辩)," I don't think I ought to, I'm married."

　　"Why don't you ask your husband," the playboy suggested." I'm sure he wouldn't object."

　　"You can ask him yourself ," the girl srugged, "He's shaving you."

　　一位年轻的`花花公子在一家不熟悉的理发店里刮胡须，他很喜欢修指甲的女郎，于是提议哪天晚上去吃晚餐和看表演。

　　女郎犹豫着说：“我觉得我不应该去，我结过婚了。”

　　“你何不问问你先生，”花花公子建议说：“我确定他不会反对的。”

　　“你可以自己问他，”女郎耸耸肩道，“他正在替你刮胡须。”

　　初一英语笑话带翻译三：

　　The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seemed to be some hope for his recovery. For six months, he had been sitting at his typewriter pounding out a novel. Finally, he pronounced it completed and brought the book to his psychiatrist, who eagerly began reading it aloud:

　　大作家疯了，但现在似乎还有恢复的希望。六个月以来，他都坐在打字机旁用力地敲一部小说。终于，他宣称书已写好并把它拿到精神病医生那里。医生急切地大声朗读起来：

　　"General Jackson leaped upon his faithful horse and yelled, 'Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap, giddyap"' The doctor thumbed through the rest of the manuscript." There's nothing here but 500 pages of giddyaps! " he exclaimed."

　　“杰克逊将军跨上他的忠实的马，喊道：‘驾，驾，驾，驾……’”医生翻了翻剩下的手稿。“五百页纸竟全是‘驾，驾’!”他惊奇地说。

　　"Stubborn horse," explained the writer.

　　“是匹倔强的马，”作家解释道。