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2023-12-27 01:00:00

Santa's True Profession

  Do You Know Santa's True Profession?

  Consider the following:

  
1. You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants."

  
2. Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire.

  
3. Santa doesn't really do the work; he directs a bunch of helpers to do all his work for him, but he's the one who everybody credits with the work.

  
4. Santa doesn't work a 40-hour week.

  
5. Santa travels a lot.

  Santa is obviously a senior faculty member with tenure!

  圣诞老人的真实职业是什么?

  考虑以下几点

  
1. 你其实从来没见过圣诞老人,你看见的`都是他得助手(他得助手真的好多,除了过圣诞节的所有父母外,还有职业“圣诞老人”)

  
2. 圣诞老人不想退休,就可以一直当他的圣诞老人。

  
3. 圣诞老人不会做实事,他都是指挥一堆帮手帮他做完所有的事情,但是事情做得好还是不好,功绩和责任都算圣诞老人的。

  
4. 圣诞老人实行的可不是朝九晚五双休制。

  
5. 圣诞老人经常旅行

  圣诞老人显然是一个高级职员(please, 这世界上还有比他的工作更好的工作吗?

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