让你开心一笑的英语笑话3则

　　你以为你是谁?Who do you think you are?

　　Who do you think you are?

　　The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.

　　“It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”

　　“I am the driver.” he said.

　　你以为你是谁?

　　公共汽车上很挤，当又一个人还是试图上车时，乘客们不让他上。

　　“车上太挤了，”他们喊道，“你以为你是谁?”

　　“我是司机!”他说。

　　买录像机 To Buy a Video

　　To Buy a Video

　　Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

　　"I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.

　　But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

　　"How on earth did you pay for that?" gasped his mother.

　　"Easy, Mum." replied Amos, "I sold the television!"

　　买录像机

　　艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。

　　”恐怕我们还买不起，“妈妈叹息着说。

　　可第二天当艾莫斯回来时，他摇摇晃晃地搬着一台全新的录像机。

　　”你究竟是哪儿来的钱买这东西?“妈妈大吃一惊，喘着气说。

　　”妈妈，这简单，“ 艾曼斯回答。”我把电视机给卖了!"

　　第四元素 The Fourth Element

　　The Fourth Element

　　Teacher: What are the four element of nature?

　　Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...

　　Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?

　　Student: Soap!

　　第四元素

　　老师：自然界的四大元素是什么?

　　学生：火、气、和。。。和。。。

　　老师：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的?

　　学生：肥皂。