The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good-looking female Collie ***es up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie says, "Thats not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "Thats not creative." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone, cheese mine."