短的英语笑话2015
短的2015一： Ialwaysdo Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? " Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watch others work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman." 短的'英语笑话2015二：WhoDiscoveredAustralia? Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny. Johnny: It’s there, sir. Teacher: That’s right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia? Sammy: Johnny, sir. 短的英语笑话2015三：Accountant An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep? " "That’s the problem. I make a mistake and spend three hours trying to find it." ps: 新做一个网站：名言佳句： https://quotes.go2live.cn/, 请君欣赏。