儿童英语笑话精选

　　保证没走错To be on the Safe Side

　　In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.

　　在一家电影院里，一名观众在演出期间站了起来，沿着他那排位子走到休息室去了。

　　A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:

　　几分钟后，他回到那排位子并问坐在首位的那位男士道：

　　"Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?"

　　“对不起，请问我刚才出去的时候是踩着你的脚吗?”

　　"Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all."

　　“是的，不过没什么关系，一点也不疼。”

　　"Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."

　　“噢，不，我不是这个意思。我只是想确认一下这是不是我的那排位子。”

　　钱不用找了

　　Selling secondhand books at our church bazaar, I got into an argument with a prospective customer. He was interested in buying The Pocket Book of Ogden Nash but claimed it was overpriced at 35 cents. Other paperbacks were selling for ten or 15 cents each.

　　在教堂的义卖市上卖旧书时，我与一名准备买东西的顾客发生了一场争论。他对购买袖珍奥金.纳什集颇感兴趣，但是说它要三十五美分开价过高。其它的平装书每本才卖十或十五美分。

　　I pointed out that the book was in good condition. Nash was a fun poet, and it was for a good cause. He said it was a matter of principle. Ultimately, I agreed to sell him the book for 15 cents. Triumphant, he paid with a $10 bill. "Keep the change," he said.

　　我指出这本书保存状况颇好，纳什是个有趣的诗人，这个要价是合理的。他说这是个原则问题。最终，我同意以十五美分的价格将这本书卖给他。他得意洋洋，拿出一张十美元的票子付帐。“零钱不用找了。”他说。

　　咒语

　　An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

　　一个男人找到一个巫婆，要求她解开一条困扰了自己40年的.咒语。

　　The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

　　巫婆说："或许我可以做的到，但你必须一字不落地告诉我下咒的时候说的那句咒语。"

　　The old man says without hesitation - "I now pronounce you man and wife."

　　男人毫不犹豫的答道：“‘我现在宣布你们成为夫妇。’”