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　　英语笑话：Never work again 决不放弃

　　A government employee found and old brass lamp in a filing cabinet.

　　有一位政府机关员工在档案柜里面发现一盏老旧的铜制油灯。

　　When he dusted it off,a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.

　　当他把它的灰尘除去的时候。有一个精灵出现了 ，并且同意他三个愿望。

　　"I'd love an ice-cold beer right now,"

　　他告诉精灵 “我现在马上就要一瓶冰啤酒 。”

　　he told the genie .Poof! A beer appeared .

　　砰!一瓶啤酒出现了。

　　Next the man said," I wish to be on an island,surrounded by becautiful and willing woman."

　　这个人接着说：“我想要到一个岛上， 被甘心乐意的美女围绕着。”

　　Poof!He was on an island with gorgeous woman fawning all over him.

　　砰!他到了一个岛上，被美女纠缠着对他献殷勤。

　　Oh,this is the life,the guy thought.

　　这家伙想着啊，这才是生活呀。

　　"I wish I never had to work again."

　　“我希望我永远都不必再工作。”

　　And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!

　　砰!他回到他在政府机关的' 办公桌前。

　　英语 ：I'm Glad 我很高兴

　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. Now, children, said she, has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?

　　Please, teacher, said a small boy, I've made someone glad yesterday.

　　Well done. Who was that?

　　My granny.

　　Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.

　　Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I'm going home,’ and she said, ‘Well, I'm glad’!

　　【中文翻译】

　　一个主日学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。现在，孩子们，她说：你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?

　　我，老师，一个小男孩说：昨天我就使别人高兴过。

　　做得好，是谁呢?

　　我奶奶。

　　好孩子，现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。

　　是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说：‘啊，我很高兴!’

　　幽默英语笑话：Johnny's Prayer 强尼的祈祷

　　Johnny's Prayer

　　强尼的祈祷

　　Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room .

　　强尼因为不乖就被赶进他的房间。

　　After a while emerged and informed his mother that he had thought over and then said aprayer .

　　过了一会儿。他就出来跟他的妈妈说他已缓!彻底反省，而且事后祷告了。

　　"Fine",said the pleased mother.

　　满心欢喜的妈妈说：“很好，

　　"If you ask God to help you not misbehave,He will help you."

　　如果你求上帝帮勘你不要不乖，她就会帮助你。”

　　"Oh,I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave,"said Johnny.

　　强尼说："哦，我没有求她帮助我不要不乖;

　　"I asked him to help you put up with me."

　　我求它帮助你来忍受我。”

　　幽默英语笑话：Gotta Have Faith 要有信心

　　Gotta Have Faith

　　要有信心

　　The is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on cliff several hundred feet in th air.

　　有个关于在 欧洲座落于高空好几百英尺悬涯高处的修道院故事。

　　The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled tothe top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength .

　　到达修道院。唯一的方法，就是被悬吊在由数名修道士用尽他们全力拖拉到山顶的篮子里。

　　Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying.

　　很明显的，乘坐篮子爬上陡峭的悬崖是相当令人害怕的。

　　One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which hewas suspended was old and frayed.

　　有位旅客约在半途中，注意到悬挂他的绳子很老旧而且被磨损时，心中感到极度紧张不安。

　　With trembing voice,he asked the monked who was riding with him in the basket how often theychanged the rope.

　　他用颤抖的声音询问与他一同乘坐在篮子里的修道士，他们多久换绳子一次。

　　The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely,"Whenever it breaks."

　　修道士想了一会，然后粗率地回答：“绳子断掉时。”