幽默英语笑话精彩搞笑

　　笑话是幽默的载体，一个成功的笑话能流传千古，听者和讲者都会感到快乐、欣喜，拍掌叫好!今天我们就一起来看看幽默精彩搞笑吧!

　　幽默英语笑话精彩搞笑(一)

　　Sorry 对不起

　　"I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth."

　　"Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!"

　　"Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office."

　　“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”

　　“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。”

　　“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”

　　幽默英语笑话精彩搞笑(二)

　　A Forgetful Man 健忘

　　Tom was tired out, and he went to bed as soon as he reached home.

　　Suddenly it occurred to him that he had planned to do something that evening. As he could not remember what it was, he tossed and turned in his bed for along time.

　　Finally the thing came to his mind, "My God, the original plan was to go to bed early!" he said depressingly.

　　汤姆很累，一到家就上床睡觉。

　　忽然，他想起原来晩上计划做一件事，可他想不起来是什么事，他辗转反侧了很长时间 。

　　最后他突然想起来了，“上帝，我原来的.计划就是早点儿上床睡觉!”他颓丧地自言自语道。

　　幽默英语笑话精彩搞笑(三)

　　I want to go out 我想出去

　　A shop owner closed his shop and went home. He was very tired but just as4 he went to bed, the telephone rang. A man asked, "What time do you open your shop?"

　　The owner was angry about this phone call. He put down the telephone without answering and went back to bed. A few minutes later, his telephone rang again and the man asked the same questions. The owner became very angry and he shouted, "You needn't ask me when I open the shop for I won't let you in."

　　"Oh, no, I don't want to get in," the man said, "I want to go out now . "

　　一个店老板关闭了店铺，回家去了。他非常疲惫，但就在他刚躺下时电话铃响了。一个人问：“你什么时候打开你的店?”

　　店主很不高兴这个电话。没有回答，他放下听筒，回去睡觉。几分钟后，电话又响了，该名男子问同样的问题。店老板非常生气，他喊道：“你不用问我什么时候打开店铺，因为我不会让你……”

　　“哦，不。我不想进去，”那人说：“我想出去。”