英语笑话含翻译
多分享几则含翻译的 让你开怀大笑 超级经典的英语笑话推荐 边笑边学英语 Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam." "Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied. "Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said. 在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。” “不要相信梦，亲爱的.。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。 “那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。 Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound. Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you. 妈妈：玛丽，你为什么这样大喊大叫的? 为什么不能像艾迪那样安安静静的玩儿呢?你看艾迪一声儿都不出。 玛丽：妈妈，艾迪当然不会出声了，因为我们俩正在玩爸爸回家迟到的游戏呢，他扮演爸爸，我扮演你。 Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today? Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three. 母亲问她年幼的儿子：宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么? 儿子骄傲地说：什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。 Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have? Student: Big hands. 老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么? 学生：大手。 A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad(少年，小伙子) . What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them. So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye. 一个小男孩牵着头驴子穿过部队营房。两名士兵想跟小家伙开个玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牵得这么紧干什么? 这样，他就不会去参军了。小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。