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英语笑话含翻译

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  Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam."

  "Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied.

  "Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

  在期末考试之前,汤姆告诉他的母亲:“妈妈,我昨天晚上做了一个梦,梦见我通过了今天的考试。”

  “不要相信梦,亲爱的.。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。

  “那么,我真希望在今晚的梦中,我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。

  Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.

  Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.

  妈妈:玛丽,你为什么这样大喊大叫的? 为什么不能像艾迪那样安安静静的玩儿呢?你看艾迪一声儿都不出。

  玛丽:妈妈,艾迪当然不会出声了,因为我们俩正在玩爸爸回家迟到的游戏呢,他扮演爸爸,我扮演你。

  Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?

  Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.

  母亲问她年幼的儿子:宝贝,今天老师教了你些什么?

  儿子骄傲地说:什么都没教,妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几,我告诉她等于三。

  Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

  Student: Big hands.

  老师:如果我左手上有7个桔子,右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么?

  学生:大手。

  A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad(少年,小伙子) . What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them.

  So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.

  一个小男孩牵着头驴子穿过部队营房。两名士兵想跟小家伙开个玩笑:小孩,你把你哥哥牵得这么紧干什么?

  这样,他就不会去参军了。小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。

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